Recent nightmares:
- I'm working in a Chapters Bookstore (this isn't the nighmarish part)... but I'm a bad employee. I'm perpetually late to work. The manager calls me out on this, and I try to convince him to let me keep my job, but he makes it clear that he thinks I'm stupid and fires me anyway
- I'm watching a movie in a theater. A fight breaks out, and spills over into the hallway outside. I try to go and break it up, but then one of the people fighting picks up the other one and THROWS HIM OVER THE BALCONY (you would think this would be the climax of the dream, but no.) The theater manager is giving refunds because of the murder and all, but when I ask for one he says "I don't want to give YOU one." I tell him I went out to stop the fight, but he smirks at me and says "I'm sure." No refund for Marty - just the gift of PTSD
- I need to file some form with the government. I recognize the girl working there from high school. She's singularly unhelpful, and when I try and play the high school buds card, she gives me what for. Apparently I was the WORST in high school, and now she's going to get some cold, bureaucratic revenge on me
Analysis: I have some issues. Also, I need to avoid movie theaters.
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