Pillow Blog: Stores I Hate Going To, And Why

1. Wal-Mart: Because you can't go one aisle without coming across a crying baby
2. The Goodwill Near My House: There are nice Goodwills, and there are sad Goodwills, and then there's this Goodwill, where there's layer of grime seems to cover everything, even the stainless steel pots. Also, the cashier refuses to speak to me, in spite of my increasingly demented level of cheer.
3. Seduction on Yonge Street: Where couples desperate to save their failing marriages shop for naughty adult board games, shortly before they begin to google divorce lawyers. 
4. Forever 21: Forever Peter Pan collars