My Brilliant Retail Plan

Here's a thought: everyone, no matter how expansive their desk or comfy their chair, should have to work a week in retail for every two years that they are otherwise employed. Kind of like how the Swiss require military service, we should require customer service. Think of all the benefits. A humbler society, where few would loudly demand if YOU know who THEY ARE, or not tell you they are digging around for change until after you've closed the till. They would wait for you to finish stocking a shelf, or accept that sometimes a product runs out, and would keep their children in line. It's a glorious dream, isn't it? So why can't we make this happen, instead of pushing useless crime omnibus bills through? I think Stephen Harper is just squared of working at Arby's.