Overheard in Victoria

Last Saturday night, I was making my way home from a show at 1am. Suddenly, I came upon a herd of young men who had clearly (they were wearing buttondowns) just exited a party (they were drunk.) And then I had the privilege of overhearing the following conversation:

Young Gentleman A: "Guys, this sucks. I didn't get laid tonight. I have to wait until Monday."

Young Gentleman B: "Whatever, dude. You just got postponed, I got nothing."

Courage to the young gentleman who used "postponed." I feel that with your vocabulary, things will work out just fine soon.