This requires cream cheese, a cup of sour cream, sugar, salt, canned apricots, canned pineapple, cherries and miniature marshmallows. As you might expect from those ingredients, it is filed under "salads."
There's hardly any prep to this thing at all. You just beat the cream cheese, add the sour cream, the sugar and the salt, then mix in the fruit and marshmallows. Put it in a loaf pan and freeze over night and you should be more than ready for your Cribbage Society's meeting in the morning.
Sure, it's a little alarming-looking. And it's worse when you slice it, when it looks like it probably got it's name 'cause it looks exactly like a woodland fairy's menstrual pad. Although that might be my fault for going with the coloured marshmallows.
In any case, it doesn't taste entirely awful. However, it produces enough Feminine Fare to turn even Clint Eastwood femme, so I've been eating it for dinner every single one of that past three days. And now I kind of want to take three Valiums, have an affair with the lawn boy and drunkenly ask my husband for a divorce in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner.
2 comments:
ohh god i can't believe you've been eating this for three days! although your woodland fairy metaphor is exquisite!
p.s. i tried to leave another post, but something happened and now it's gone...could you plz delete it if it reappears with my blogspot account? that's my secret angst blog! thanks!
I was trying to read the first paragraph out loud to the bf, but I was laughing so hard (to the point of tears) at the approaching final sentence that I just couldn't get it out for between 30 secs to 1 minute. :)
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