I am not dead. With this heat, I kind of want to be, but I'm not. Yet. I just had a busy week, then a week without Internet (BELL!!) and then... well... I couldn't think of much to say. Here's what I learned over the past few weeks:
1. I have terrible taste in men.
2. Mervyn Peake is still a GOD
3. Sci Fi is alive and well, and now comes with a South African accent
4. Charlene Yi has the most annoying vocal cadences I've heard since my Calc 2 teacher
5. I'm the most awkward hostess ever
6. Even when I mean well, I end up offending people
7. Patati Patata poutine is that magical thing that tastes as good sober as drunk
8. This is more than I can say for La Belle Province poutine
9. I can never stick to a personal deadline
10. My alias at my job is actually a real pornstar's name. GOD DAMN IT.
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