I'm back from the country and I've brought with me a sunburn, some insect bites and some entertaining memories. Of course it wasn't the whole "Abandon Game" button I was hoping to hit, but eh. In the cold, hard vision of hindsight (where the lighting is a lot like a J-horror film) I now realize that I was putting too much pressure on the weekend.
Of course, coming back meant the weekend was over, which means that I was back at work today. Now, I don't talk about my new job all that much. I think it's smart blogging policy, it's actually a part of my contract and since I deal with the adult industry a lot- and no, not as the onscreen talent, thanks- I don't want to offend any of my parents' friends who might stumble across this blog. But today, I'll share.
Why? Because today I came across a site that used the term "sperm pipe" in reference to a penis. Now, is this the blorst of the blorst when it comes to cock euphemisms, or are you all hoarding something even worse? Come on, don't fear my sperm pipe. Share.
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