My thoughts upon seeing this ad on Facebook:
1. Want a Boyfriend? Wait I do? Do I? I'm confused. Maybe I do, or maybe I just wish there was a 1-900 number I could call who would listen to me bitch about customers and annoy me reliably with its own character quirks. Or do I just want flowers? How much of my desire is culturally manufactured anyway? What was the question again?
2. Of course you do. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. DON'T PUT YOUR WORDS IN MY... BRAIN.
3. Why not meet one at Christian Mingle tonight? If it involves watered-down orange drink and a screening of "Left Behind," I'm there. If it's only a screening of "Left Behind," I'm not.
4. The Photo: Is this the usual kind of specimen in evidence at Christian Mingles? Well, good to know shirts are optional. I'll be leaving mine at home tonight then.
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