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From the files of "Things I Suck At"
Giving relationship advice. It's kind of like a case of the blind leading the blind, only if the first blind person was also a crystal meth addict with a shitty credit rating.

The Cat-istential School of Philosophy

Today was a morning of sloth, even though it was supposed to be a morning of activity. i was going to be a good little productive person, and polish up my stats assignment, get my hair cut, and eat a fully balanced breakfast before class started at 1pm. instead, I woke up at 10:30 and ate a handful of wine gums chased by some Coke. Oh well, there is always next week.

I am currently at a philosophical impasse: Would following the tutorial and making this:

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... make me a crazy cat lady? I mean, most of my anecdotes already revolve around my cats. Should all of my activities? I think the cats are already convinced that they do. Just think of the crazy plans they'll start making once they see me slaving over cardboard, cutting each strip equally wide, and then endlessly taping them together. It's a damn cute idea though.

Snot Fountain A Go Go

I thought I was keeping a mild cold under control. Turns out I was just hibernating the kind of cold which has only left me with enough mental capacity to listen to the same Pet Shop Boys song on repeat.
In other words: neither the article on the Yasukuni Shrine I should have read, or the CSI episode I actually watched, make any sense right now.

Bonus: Prof Quote of the Day:
"US Weekly and People use a lot of pie charts and bar graphs. Particularly US Weekly. Many... many... pie charts."
-My Stats prof, being adora-awkward.

Kawaii!

If this course had a textbook, this would be its cover.

At the beginning of every semester, I go through a weird phase where I vow to be friendlier in class. This lasts for about a week, because before long I'm cranky and fixating on the newest injustice the STM has rendered upon me. But McGill can be downright frosty, particularly in winter when the student body begins to sublimate the weather into their own being, so I'm making a particular effort this year, so I take it as my duty to temporarily inject some light.

I've met some good people that way, and probably made a few consider a restraining order. Today I engaged my seat buddy in my Introduction to Japanese Culture class. His name is Charles, and he seems very nice. He also seems very concerned about our midterm in that class.

And, come to think of it, I share that concern. Apparently it involves some kind of research and then, horrors, role playing. If we have to bring costumes, I'll seriously think about seppuku.

The Cake Conspiracy

Ah, those days. When there is no particular tragic incident, but an aggregate of petty annoyances. You can't get mad at any one thing in particular, so you're just sour at life. Today was one of those days. There were cancelled and missed classes, the rag, foul weather, a payment snafu at work, a knee that decided it was 80, and a broken mixing bowl. I figured these were but petty annoyances, and plastered joy on my face, but one person said that I looked sick and another asked if something was wrong because I wasn't "my usual peppy self."

Acting is clearly not an alternative career choice. 

After all of this, I figured I earned one of the Hostess cupcakes Katie gave to me, mystery ingredients be damned. I opened the packaging only to be assaulted by the stench of the grave, because half of the damned thing was moldy. The half I saw in the box? Pristine. The other half? Like something from a j-horror film. What the hell? Aren't Hostess treats, cockroaches and Keith Richards supposed to be the only things left after a nuclear blast? Are all of the truths I clung so faithfully to false? Apparently, so. And all the time, my rational mind was imploring my emotional side not to think of the moldy cupcake as a metaphor for my life, because that is just silly and I have lots of good things going on, which didn't matter anyways because my emotional side is louder and was screaming that "This cupcake represents my liiiiiiiiiiife!" I have calmed down and become more rational, but am off the baked good for a few days at least.

University Bound: The Final Chapter

I am back in Montreal, and have checked one whole day of classes off of my final (final! Where did the time go?) year at McGill. Will I finally learn not repress my emotions and be honest when I am attracted to someone? Will I pass all of my courses? Will I make friends with my professors? I don't know, but at least there are American Cheez-Its to get me through it.

Breaking News?

Artist's Rendering of My Mother

I'm beginning to suspect something about my Mom. I'm beginning to think that she has... powers. I should have known years earlier, when she had an unnatural ability to know when I was hiding books before bed, and where. But that was just a simple case of telepathy. Now, she's managed to collapse a truly righteous amount of stuff including one knitting project, many articles of clothing, a down coat, two pairs of shoes, many books, more DVDs, and a slow cooker, into one suitcase. People, I am left with one conclusion: my Mom can collapse the space-time continuum.
Hmm.
I hope she doesn't go all Dark Phoenix, as that would really destroy my graduation plans.

This One Is For Jenipher

See, I do knit! These are mittens for my Mom's birthday on the 5th.
Pattern: North Star Mittens from Robin Hansen's knit mittens!
Yarn: Rowan Yorkshire Tweed 4 ply, ball bands lost to the sands of time so no idea which colours they are.

I'm decreasing for the top of the second mitten, so even with my notable tendency to procrastinate, I should have these finished in time before I'm needed back in Montreal. I didn't think Second Sock Syndrome applied to mittens, but now I realize it's just displaced. The problem is the thumbs. Sure, they're tiny and inconsequential. But you get all excited to finish the top, and then you have to pick up stitches and knit a little salt and pepper tube. It's disappointing, is all. Damn thumbs.