(Sex à New York) dans Montréal

Between studying last weekend, I paid my XX chromosone dues by seeing Sex and the City. I had to. I couldn't take passing another cluster of women talking about the movie, in bars holding cosmos, in groups in front of the theater, or in crowds wearing Sex and the City shirts. It was either resist and die or give in to the madness.

I always knew I would give in to the madness. I have a weird relationship with the show. I hated it when it was on the air. I hated the characters, I hated their clothes, I hated that their voices would lurch in and out of normal hearing range and dog whistle shrill. I hated seeing Sarah Jessica Parker's face everywhere. And the nameplate necklaces and those stupid flower pins! But after my emotional breakdown of '06-07 coincided neatly with the local ABC affiliate broadcasting edited for TV episodes, it grew on me. Like a fungus. I downloaded the original episodes online. Although it was surprising that a woman named "Samantha" had always been there, I only loved it more. I never forgot its faults, but I found that it occasionally threw out insightful or touching bits along with the crap. It became like comfort food, or crack, or maybe a bit of both. Meth-laced mac and cheese. So of course I had to see the movie.
Now, ninety percent of the stuff written about Sex and the City is pretty damn asinine. I'll never understand the obsession with pegging where in feminism it belongs. My personal opinion is that while it could not have existed without feminism, it is not particularly feminist as such. There's also the stock topic of how vapid it is, which I think misses what part that plays in its appeal. So I won't bore you with more limp cultural analysis. I'll just give you a recommendation.

First, if you've never seen an episode, do not go. The whole thing won't make any sense and you'll garrote yourself with soda straws out of boredom. If you've seen the series, and liked it, bear in mind that the movie is around two and a half hours long, and most of it is about Carrie. Charlotte, the pressed and pleated WASP (who converted to Judaism, so throw a J in there) gets barely any screen time, although some of the better laughs. The infidelity story between Miranda and Steve- and God bless the person in the audience who hissed "Bastard!" when he confessed- is refreshingly adult, but a little rushed. The best part of Sam's storyline is its provision of male nudity. The rest is all Carrie this, and Carrie that, and between the new decor and the constant Starbucks cups, she's beginning to feel a little overpolished, a little too safe and flat. Even Big looks like he hits the tanner too much, or tweezes too often. The weird thing is that, in spite of all this, it's still satisfying. Like the show, it was bad for me, but I liked it. Call it the Cheetos defense of movies, and buy a ticket if you want the same. But please don't tell me if you're a Miranda or, dear Lord, a Carrie. 'Cause I'm a lady Stanford Blatch.