I'll be honest. Like most middle-class, white, Canadians I have been lucky enough to float through life without experiencing any true tragedies. I've never known much about persecution, racism, pestilence, illness, starvation, or war. I just watch them on TV. Of course, this doesn't make me feel blessed. I'm a flawed person, and so a sea of minor annoyances and petty grievances afflict me. I leave my wallet at home, and my keys as well. I'm bad with money. I have not been knitting or sewing as much as I used to. McGill never gets back to my e-mails. I can never muster the cajones to apply to as many jobs as I should. And so on, and so on.
The biggest two issues, which feed into each other daily, are first, how hard it is to watch everyone else be happy as you continuously fail, and secondly, the "no mans" problem. I'm usually embarrassed about the latter, since it seems like I'm betraying my feminist ideals and the awesome, happily alone person I used to be. I don't know what happened. It just seemed like one day, I realized there was one rite of passage I had missed, of being loved, or just being found attractive. And as much as I tried to let it not bother me, it began to feel as if a door to maturity had closed without me noticing. Being alone would have been fine if it was my choice. But this wasn't. And watching all of my friends fall in love, and be in love, and throw me over again and again because of that silly notion, began to sting. I would say that love is a crock, but I've seen what it can do to people, so I believe it's real enough.
And it wasn't just the partnering, it seemed like everyone else was moving ahead with their life while I was stuck in a holding pattern somewhere over Regina. They had jobs and internships, and scheduled voyages to their boyfriends. I had an obese cat and some Westerns on DVDs. And trying to fix things just made me anxious. Particularly the smash of Fall '09, which somehow dribbled on until now and will be detailed in a later entry. Then I tried to throw myself in with any man I saw, figuring I would take the buckshot approach to finding love, or at least finding sex. But they already had girlfriends, or were gay. Even my gaydar wasn't working! Most of the time they just didn't feel right.
I've been thinking about this more as I've been lurking on an acquaintance's blog. I met Ted through Fight Band, and took an immediate and intense dislike to him. First of all, being with him was like being with a foul-mouthed, homophobic hummingbird. I think I even have a whole inch on the guy. He's also one of those white guys with an acute case of China Doll Syndrome, and since I'm neither Asian nor cute, I was pretty much ignored.
But then... he kind of grew on me. The more time I was forced to spend with him, the more I realized that there was a soft, squishy soul there. I mean, he had a white board on his door with his goals for the day, upon which was written only "Find true love." I'm not made of stone! And then I found his blog. It detailed his quest for true love, frequently in Japan. His ideas about love, as an undertaking requiring military-like stratagems and constant baseball metaphors, were alien to me. Is this what it's like for other people, do they talk about going 0 for 2 and measure their batting averages? How many of you have found your lover by calling on your pinch hitter on the bottom of the seventh? I don't even know if my own sports metaphors make sense, because I don't watch baseball. Maybe I should start talking about my own quest in terms of curling, or figure skating.
I always thought that if/when anything happened, the other person would know as well. I didn't know until Ted that I could wage a siege on their emotions. Or, shudder, call sex "playing baseball. " Maybe that's what's wrong with me, I'm too passive, waiting until I trip over some obvious sign before admitting that something might happen. Or simply just my waiting for someone else is killing me, and I should get off my ass and go out there and land the triple axle. The problem with that, as I've web-stalked Ted is that the chase begins to displace the prize, because once he landed a girl he seemed to lose interest in her. And I got hurt once or twice when I tried to be even marginally more agressive, and I can't any more. So, this one's for you, Ted: I think I'll ride the bench for now. And yet, Ted's Elvis Stojko-like dedication to skating despite his groin injury, and monomaniacal reliance on sports metaphors has inspired me. Even though the situation looks bleak now, I have hope. Maybe I'll get the bronze even if I miss the gold medal.
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